00:17 May 04 2008
Times Read: 1,430
I always see these threads in the Mascara section.
“So and so and I are getting married. We met on VR.”
Or
“So and so is moving to be with me. We met on VR. And then we are getting married.”
I think… most of this… is a bunch of C R A P. There are some of the times when it does work out. But I think mostly, it is just crap. Especially with the people who are ‘in love’ with someone new and going to move all the time. Then you come to find out, they have some secret life and yadda yadda. And really, if they have been with like EVERYONE else from the site and didn’t move for them, why in the FUCK would they move for you? I mean really. Let me boot you in the ass and bring you back to reality.
Or the times when you do meet someone and they lied about everything including their age. That happened to me. I have been in ONE relationship from VR. ONE. I have been here for 3 years. And THAT was enough for me. I don’t do the fawn over, goggley-moogley, smooshey sweet.. I love you crap. Ugh. My friends, yes; Why? Because I know that regardless, we aren’t banging and I love them no matter what. Okay… maybe a couple I might bang, BUT after that it is strictly friends, unless, I keep getting’ ‘em good and sloppy drunk. But other than that...it’s not happenin’.
Then after the tragic chance of things not working out, there is the ever so joyous “VR break up”. Which stands for,” Let me trash that fucker into oblivion so they can leave and I will jump an hump everyone like a nymphomaniac dog in heat.” Which does happen. How many different times in one week have you seen some of these people “lovin” someone, then they are hatin and lovin someone else?
Or the fun times of getting’ into the groove with someone only to find out that they are some crazy stalker with a habit of being possessive. Then they run all over starting drama and trying to claim you like some kinda prize they’ve won at a cheap carnival game. Now, I am not saying that you are cheap; okay maybe I am, but deal. Not only that they’ve started to build some kind of fake fanstay world within their mind and guess what! YOU are involved. You step back and are like WTF!? How did you get I am going to marry you and have you babies out of the line “I kinda dig you too.” Step back and run. I can garunntee that within the next week you will either find that person living on your front lawn in a tent OR you will find your favorite animal cooking on your stove. Not the bunnie though. *twitch* Save the bunnies.
Here is my thing. Keep your mouth shut. Don’t go running around blabbin’ around all your business. If you live close together.. Fine. If you’ve moved in together and have lived together for a year.. GREAT. Then announce you MIGHT get married. Stop posting you are going to get married when you live like 20 states away. It probably won’t happen unless you start walkin’ now.
If you’ve moved together and it’s working; ROCK on for you!
And just so I am clear… this is about MALES and FEMALES. Because MEN I am telling you, SOME of these chicks are fucking crazy ass bitches. YOU might now see it, but from one crazy ass bitch, BELIEVE ME, some have the tendencies to staple your balls to your leg and extort your ass for revenge.
So think about it.
And one last thing before I am done with this…
Please DO NOT meet one time, pork and then end up with a VR baby. I’ve seen the way some of you type. I’ve seen the way some of you act. Fuck, I can pretty much guess that some haven’t even made it past a fifth grade I.Q. Think of the lil one you can produce. It might not be good.
If you meet and think you cannot live without sex.. then one word.. ORAL.
Suck it up, Lick it down and go to town.
COMMENTS
-